Internet Dating Update…

I got an actual email from THIS GUY. It said: “hey babe, we should hook up. ”

ahhhh romance.

Here’s HIS profile!


My Self-Summary

okay ladies to start off im not normal, most likely you wont meet another guy like me. in my free time im usually drinkin or partying with friends until something gets outta hand ex.) a bang load of mexican dudes try and crash my party by bargin in through the front door and pullin out there glocks but thats when ever i regulate and start settin standards and bring out the stops! sorry didnt mean to rhyme lol
What I’m doing with my life
i grew up my whole life thinkin i was gonna be a major league baseball player and thats all i ever thought about..but then i got to highschool and everything wasnt going how it was supposed to and it crushed me so now im just really into music and hopefully will be a famous dj at your party or club one day;)
I’m really good at
driving;)
The first things people usually notice about me

most girls usually say my eyes
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
club dread,blow,pinapple express,sttep bros,rap muzik for sure,mexican….johnny carinos preferibly
The six things I could never do without
girls,tatoos,music,sports,drank,money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
women,and how can i make my playlist better
On a typical Friday night I am
what do you think???
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
message me and if i like you maybe ull find out;)
You should message me if
you are interested? ha

sigh…if only his playlist were PERFECTED….oh well. the search continues.

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12 Responses to Internet Dating Update…

  1. Kizz says:

    On the upside I’m glad he clarified that that shit isn’t normal. Wow.

  2. Chrome says:

    Oh, sure…this is good material.
    BUT…being at a party where a Mexican gang pulls glocks is better material.
    GO OUT WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Chrome says:

    Or rather,
    hook up with him, babe.

  4. Misti says:

    Well, I do like myself a man who regulates…

  5. Nancy says:

    When did Johnny Carino’s go mexican??

  6. Chris says:

    What. the. hell?!?

  7. Cindy says:

    I’d go out with him just to have something to blog about. He is awesome sauce!

  8. Misti says:

    LOL, I totally skimmed over the Mexican Johnny Carinos part….oh my this one is a jewel!!!

  9. Gertrude says:

    Its Phillip Church isn’t it?

  10. Mamo says:

    That scares me honey!!!! Please be careful…and to think
    HE thought you would be a match….yikes….Mamo

  11. Misti says:

    well of COURSE he thought I would be a match, Mom. I’m freakin perfect. nothing to be scared about. it’s just amusing!

  12. Chrome says:

    And, just to be clear, Mom. We don’t really want her to go out with him….all just teasing!

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