Has someone reminded him that if he pulls those swim pants up over his junk he’ll move faster in the water? Sorry, I think he’s hot and I like that they wear those pants so low but I had a moment where I was 100 years old and could not help wondering when it became commonplace for us to see everybody’s hip bones? Back in Pioneer Days when I was a girl you had to work REALLY HARD to see someone’s hip bones. Ask me how I know.
Him: “Hello Zelda. Do you like my low cut swim trunks?” Zelda: “OH dear boy hello and yes, yes I do. All the better to eat you. Tell me have you ever been to Grandmother’s house?” The trunks beat the hell out of those full body coverage suits. Happy dining Zelda.
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