Ok, God. I GET IT!!!!

Remember when I said I was being tested last week, what with the a/c breaking on Friday, finding out I had no home warranty on Saturday, then getting the a/c fixed, then the a/c breaking and getting fixed again on Sunday, then the garage door opener falling from the sky, then the fridge going kaput, then getting the a/c really fixed on Tuesday despite smoking out a transformer in the process, then buying a new fridge on Tuesday, then the a/c breaking on Wednesday with Marco the Great in O Canada, then me fixing it my own damned self, then begging and borrowing lawn instruments and mowing in the dark and Mgirl painting and almost getting her head cut off in the ceiling fan (yup, there is a fan in my bathroom!)then……

I GET IT!! I’ve been faithful and strong and full of belief!!! I totally get whatever lesson I’m supposed to learn. I am SOOOOOOOOOO learned in this lesson, I could TEACH IT! SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop with the testing. Because tonight is my party. And at this point I’ve counted about 50 people who are going to be here. And the high today is about 95. And I’m on the stressed out bathroom gurggly stomach diet right now.

I canna take no more!!

I need a drink. and a hot dog. and some stress relief. So everyone cross something, light something on fire, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight and hope that everything goes smoothly.

Tomorrow is SEX AND THE CITY viewing. I can’t tell you how difficult it’s been to keep my beak out of info and stay uninformed about the return of my girls. I accidently found out one MAJOR bit and I’m PISSED. fucking internet reporter who spoiled it without a spoiler alert!!!!! But maybe his a/c had gone out.

and WTF?!?!? ANOTHER crane crash in our beloved city??? Girls. Please be sooo careful. Apparently the sky IS falling and not just in my world.

Ok. It’s 7am and I’m going out to finish mowing the front yard. I finished purple painting the bathroom lat night. It is freakin Skittle purple awsomeness. . . just as I hope your Saturday is. Huzzuah and Happy Saturday. I love you, and I love George Clooney.

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3 Responses to Ok, God. I GET IT!!!!

  1. Gertrude Jane Kennedy Ewing says:

    And every single person coming tonight loves you.
    And not one of them loves you and knows the power of your faith as much as I do.
    I am living proof of your belief and wisdom and grace and beauty.
    I need a hotdog real bad too.
    And tonight I am so excited that I get to lose my footin and sit right down and watch all the people who you love gather and celebrate your home.
    You are home.
    I have faith when you don’t.
    Never forget that.

  2. Kevin Tate's Dad says:

    Just wanted you to know I’m sending good thoughts your way. Always remember, fight the bastards with everything you’ve got. It will come out alright in the end for you. I promise.

  3. Kizz says:

    Let’s just say that the fates are trying to get all the bad shit out of the way in one big lump so you can enjoy your party and the rest of your life in that house without trouble at all.

    Can’t wait to hear how the party went!

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